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Pick
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Team
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Player
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Comment
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1
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teen stars
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Julio Jones, WR
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By the next time the teen stars pick, David Boston will be the best player on the board. Better get a WR.
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2
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Metrosexuals
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Nick Chubb, RB
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Too early for Cam? Probably by about 10 rounds.
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3
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NBTU
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DeAndre Hopkins, WR
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Well, this just worked out perfectly.
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4
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Valyrian Steelers
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Travis Kelce, TE
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It should be L. Jackson, but there's no way the Valyrians are going through the season rooting for the Ravens.
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5
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F*** Buddy Ryans
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Josh Jacobs, RB
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With no statistical model to interfere, the Prof can focus on more important things. A reason to go to Vegas!
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6
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Cougars
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George Kittle, TE
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Some Tompa Bay WRs loom, but the Cougs will never support the TB12 travesty.
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7
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The Haboobs
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Miles Sanders, RB
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Would like home cooking with Kenyan Drake, but he is more unreliable than a Trump admin covid briefing.
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8
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JoeMorrisBavaros
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Chris Godwin, WR
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JmBs have to decide whether to abandon all RB hope at this point. So be it.
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9
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1227
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Aaron Jones, RB
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Too high for any Washington Football Team players here. Need to take one of the last serviceable RBs.
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10
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Wisey's Bums
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Mike Evans, WR
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After years of horribleness, all the Bums see ahead are players that have betrayed them. Here's somebody new to ruin them.
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11
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PlazaPlayas
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Austin Ekeler, RB
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Nice guacamole-making avocados come from California. This guy plays in California. Just makes sense.
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12
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Ladybirds
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Odell Beckham, Jr, WR
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Nobody watches the Lions and Vikings. They have terrible terrible ratings. Not taking Sleepin Thielen or Holiday Golladay. They all kneel and have horrible ratings. Everybody watches OBJ. Everybody loves him. Some people say he should be the #1 pick.
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