Pick

Team

Player

Comment

1

teen stars

Todd Gurley, RB

The teen stars and/or autodrafter agree on this one. You play it straight when there's a concensus #1 pick.

2

NBTU

Le'Veon Bell, RB

Where's his head at after the contract dispute? Is he too old? The only thing that matters to the NBTUs is that his first name is the same..

3

1227

Antonio Brown, WR

The Valyrians are using voodoo to keep the 1227s from taking Brown. But there's no way he's taking a Cowboy.

4

Valyrian Steelers

Saquon Barkley, RB

With Brown gone, the VSs thiink about taking Barkley and trading him to the JmBs for their first three picks. Yes, just thiink about...

5

PlazaPlayas

Zeke Elliott, RB

While Autodrafter inevitably kicks in (mouse in the house, margaritas, guac, etc etc), the Playas can only ask "what team is this player on? It better be a kicker."

6

JoeMorrisBavaros

Aaron Rodgers, QB

In the JmBs draft handbook, it states "there is no wrong time to draft A-Rod." On phone giving next 3 picks to Valyrians for Saquon.

7

Cougars

David Johnson, RB

Cougars being the Cougars get to take someone with #1 pick talent in the middle of the round.

8

The F*** Buddy Ryans

DeAndre Hopkins, WR

The FBRs are tired of losing Buddy Bowls and are just going to be a homer and the chips fall where they may.

9

Ladybirds

Kareem Hunt, RB

The Birds wonders if Kareem Hunt is related to Mike Hunt from back in the Fleet days. Good enough for him.

10

Wisey's Bums

Leonard Fournette, RB

The Bums are staring down the barrel of many players that have wronged them in the past. Gives somebody new a chance to be a colossal disappointment.

11

Metrosexuals

Tom Brady, QB

"What is understood does not need to be discussed." - Sammy Hagar circa 1991

12

LOTFW

Melvin Gordon, RB

Oh goodie. The same place the champs drafted last year This should probably be Julio Jones here but...

Pick

Team

Player

Comment

1

LOTFW

Julio Jones, WR

As if Jones doesn't already have enough of a fire burning from his contract dispute, the LOTs pour some gasoline by taking him in the 2nd round.

2

Metrosexuals

Rob Gronkowski, TE

It is finally happening. Somebody will fill their entire line-up with players from one team.

3

Wisey's Bums

Michael Thomas, WR

His name has the ring of somebody who gets hurt next week and is gone for the season. Karma for the Bums.

4

Ladybirds

Alvin Kamara, RB

The League is too smart to take the likes of Darren Sproles Junior in the first round. But good value here.

5

The F*** Buddy Ryans

DeShaun Watson, QB

The Prof was in a Trump Tower meeting, and it was really about drafting all Texans. Collusion!

6

Cougars

Devante Adams, WR

As long as the Birds do not sabotage the draft by leaving electonics unplugged, the Cougs go with the top Pack WR here. Otherwise autodraft Keenan Allen.

7

JoeMorrisBavaros

Dalvin Cook QB

Picking for the Valyrians: A nice RB to soothe the pain of trading Barkley to the JmBs.

8

PlazaPlayas

Stephen Gostkowski, K

As it's said in the beginning of Armageddon "It has happened before and it will happen again."

9

Valyrian Steelers

JuJu Smith-Schuster, WR

Either him or Big Ben. But Big Ben will likely still be available in rounds 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 and 13.

10

1227

Devonta Freeman,RB

The 1227s are so boring. It's like watching the Patriots draft. I guess that's how you become the leader in 100-point games. Yep, I did use this same one last year.

11

NBTU

LeSean McCoy, RB

Hallelujah! He's still available. The NBTUs may have a completely recycled team. Very green.

12

teen stars

Drew Brees, QB

The teen stars need to take a QB in this turn, since the next time they draft, Colin Kaepernick will be the only QB left.