2013 mock draft



				2013 Mock Draft


			August 21, 2013 – When I saw this year's draft order, about 4 pounds of my hair turned gray worrying about predicting this draft. While this is nearly an undectable amount given my total robustness up there, it will still require several cans of Just for Men. With the Metros and Playas drafting 1-2, the possibilities are literally endless. It's just as likely that it could be Adrian Peterson and Arian Foster as Alex Smith and Legedu Naanee, or Joe Horn and Joe Montana.

	Round 1

Pick	Team	Player	Comment
1	Metrosexuals	Adrian Peterson, RB	AP said his goal is to get 2,500 yds. That hubris will not go unpunished. Half a season on the Metros will have him pleading for a busted ACL.
2	PlazaPlayas	Arian Foster, RB	Ugh, He really has to go here, but who knows what will happen. Danny Amendola a possibility?
3	Cougars	Doug Martin, RB	The Cougs discovered Martin last year. Although if Peterson is still available he would go here.
4	JoeMorrisBavaros	Jamaal Charles, RB	Well, all the good players are gone. I've seen Charles on some magazine covers, so he's likely going to the JmBs.
5	LOTFW	Alfred Morris, RB	Do I think the reigning champs do this just to torment the 1227s? Yes. Yes, I do.
6	1227	Marshawn Lynch, RB	Hello, Autodrafter. Been a long time.
7	Wisey's Bums	Calvin Johnson, WR	The Bums haven't won a playoff game since Friends was on the air. Why try to start now?
8	Georgetown Hos	CJ Spiller, RB	Given the QB situation in Buffalo, Spiller could average 2 yds/carry and still get to 1,500 yds this season.
9	teen stars	LeSean McCoy, RB	No Skins to be taken here, so about an Eagle? This could cause some household strife on Sundays.
10	Ladybirds	Aaron Rodgers, QB	The Birds have been horrible for 24 straight months. Some of that has to do with believing in Jay Cutler.
11	The F*** Buddy Ryans	Ray Rice, RB	Logical and boring. As boring as the FBRs going to the Buddy Bowl every year.
12	NBTU	Drew Brees, QB	A little surprising, but the cupboard is looking lean.

	Round 2

Pick	Team	Player	Comment
1	NBTU	Maurice Jones-Drew, RB	This turn has been a bit 2010-style, but maybe better than taking any of the nouveau riche in this space.
2	The F*** Buddy Ryans	AJ Green, WR	Speaking of nouveau riche...
3	Ladybirds	Trent Richardson, RB	The Birds are old money. Like a family that once sailed on Titanic, and now travels on the Fung Wah bus.
4	teen stars	Dez Bryant, WR	Could be Steven Jackson, depending on how frisky the autodrafter is feeling.
5	Georgetown Hos	Jimmy Graham, TE	I seem to remember the Ho's winning a ring on the back of Jimmy Graham.
6	Wisey's Bums	Brandon Marshall, WR	I seem to remember the Bums winning a ring on the back of Jimmy Smith. And Marshall's kinda the same.
7	1227	Steven Jackson, RB	Autodrafter finds a lot of potential in this youngster.
8	LOTFW	Demaryius Thomas, WR	Factoid: Thomas was the second-highest scorer on the LOTs last season.
9	JoeMorrisBavaros	Victor Cruz, WR	If he's here, this is a mortal lock.
10	Cougars	Julio Jones, WR	No-brainer for the Cougs. Now kick back and enjoy the comedy of the next four picks.
11	PlazaPlayas	Tom Brady, QB	If the only goal is to finish above the Birds, this'll do.
12	Metrosexuals	Stevan Ridley, RB	Ridley? Amendola? Ridley? Amendola? If the only goal is to finish above the Birds, I'm not sure if this will do.

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