2016 mock draft


				2016 Mock Draft



			August 19, 2016 – Not even fake police holding him up in Brazil and taking his 21 bones could prevent Mel Kiper Jr from once again providing us his insights through a mock draft. As his motto goes, "it doesn't have to be right, just don't link back to it after the season is done."

	Round 1

Pick	Team	Player	Comment
1	Jerks	Antonio Brown, WR	The safest pick in a draft full of uncertainty. Just like Trump, a year later he is still in the top 2.
2	NBTU	Odell Beckham Jr, WR	Hmmm. So many players. Hey, this guy plays with Eli on the Giants!
3	Wisey Bums	David Johnson, RB	Overrated? Yes. Terrible value here? Yes. On the Cardinals? Yes!
4	The F*** Buddy Ryans	Le'Veon Bell, RB	The Prof will show you what you can do with your three game suspension. Playing for December, not September.
5	Metrosexuals	Rob Gronkowski, TE	May be the first time homerism works out for the Metros.
6	Cougars	Julio Jones, WR	The Cougs didn't win the Buddy Bowl last year, so this is probably the first pick of this year's Buddy Bowl champion. Take notes.
7	Ladybirds	Ezekiel Elliott, RB	The Birds has run all the analytics on whether Romo's left or right collarbone will break by week 3. Elliott will get 400 carries.
8	LOTFW	Adrian Peterson, RB	Going old school with the old reliable RB here.
9	PlazaPlayas	Todd Gurley, RB	Finally Gurley goes off the board as the Playas is yelling, "I'm cutting avocados, somebody pause the draft!"
10	teen stars	AJ Green, WR	Let's hope this is an autopick, because things don't go well for the rest of the league when the teen stars draft live (like last year).
11	1227	Dez Bryant, WR	Good value here, but when Johnny Foosball is throwing the ball to him by week 8, it's going to be sad.
12	JoeMorrisBavaros	DeAndre Hopkins, WR	JmBs are convinced this is a passing league now and Hopkins is falling down the board.

	Round 2

Pick	Team	Player	Comment
1	JoeMorrisBavaros	Aaron Rodgers, QB	The JmBs don't get to pick again for 23 picks, so does he go for a QB here? Classic JmB gamble.
2	1227	Brandin Cooks, WR	Things have gotten very dicey, very quickly. But the 1227s love Drew Brees and Drew Brees loves Cooks.
3	teen stars	Lamar Miller, WR	Autodraft or not, this is what is happening here.
4	PlazaPlayas	Allen Robinson, WR	Have to go WR here, and he is the best available according to the pundits.
5	LOTFW	Mike Evans, WR	Looking for Lions... none until the 6th round.
6	Ladybirds	Jamaal Charles, RB	Typically the Birds get burned by taking Charles in the first round. Going to mix it up this year and get burned by taking him in the second round.
7	Cougars	Doug Martin, RB	CJ Anderson was the Cougs 2nd round pick last year and basically ruined the team. Muscle Hamster has a low bar.
8	Metrosexuals	Brandon Marshall, WR	One homer pick and one nemesis pick.
9	The F*** Buddy Ryans	Mark Ingram, RB	Remember that time the FBRs took Jeremy Hill in the first round? This is kinda the same.
10	Wisey's Bums	Alshon Jeffery, WR	Could be a young Jimmy Smith. Now just have to get him on the nose candy.
11	NBTU	Devonta Freeman, WR	Isn't this the guy that basically won the championship for the teen stars? Probably a good spot to take him.
12	Jerks	Keenan Allen,WR	The Jerks take another WR. By the time they draft again, the only RB left will be Curtis Martin.

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Aug 19, 2016 - The Rams are in Los Angeles, Tom Brady is suspended, another year of previews featuring Donald Trump, and the Jerks have the top pick. Has the world lost its mind this season? Perhaps. But at least we have Mel Kiper Jr back to do the mock draft, and he lost his mind many seasons ago.

2016 Mock Draft