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Pick
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Team
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Player
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Comment
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1
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The F*** Buddy Ryans
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Le'Veon Bell, RB
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Shouldn’t the champs have the 12th pick? Holding out just like the Prof is on draft day.
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2
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1227
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Antonio Brown, WR
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The 1227s historically avoids drafting Redskins in the first round, so he'll avoid all those Redskins that might have otherwise been taken here.
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3
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Metrosexuals
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Odell Beckham Jr, WR
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Hurt ankle? Less scary than cruises in Miami in December, but can't pass him up here.
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4
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Cougars
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David Johnson, RB
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He falls to fourth! East coast bias! Fake news! Sad!
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5
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Wisey's Bums
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Julio Jones, WR
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What are the Bums doing here with a top 5 pick?! Shocking. They love returning to players that led them to early round playoff losses.
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6
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PlazaPlayas
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LeSean McCoy, RB
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Whoever is preranked here goes off the board as the Playas is yelling, "I'm cutting avocados, somebody pause the draft!"*
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7
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Ladybirds
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Jay Ajayi, RB
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He knows the Birds philosophy and wrote a chapter of the still incomplete "Ladybirds: Feel Good Story of [fill in year here]."
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8
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JoeMorrisBavaros
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Aaron Rodgers, QB
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The JmBs put their money where their mouth is. It's a passing league!
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9
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Valyrian Steelers
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AJ Green, WR
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Finally Gurley goes off the board as the Playas is yelling, "I'm cutting avocados, somebody pause the draft!"
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10
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NBTU
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Mike Evans, WR
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This guy is a concensus first round pick. I'm not totally sure why, but he's a big white receiver on the Bucs with an accountant's name, so that's a recipe for success.
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11
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teen stars
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Melvin Gordon, RB
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It's hard to draft a guy named Melvin. But the autodrafter makes the hard decisions.
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12
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LOTFW
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Devonta Freeman, RB
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A dangerous place for a team that actually does research. Good thing for us the LOTs have been in Europe for months following the other football. Freeman will definitely get a lot of goals this year.
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