2012 mock draft



				2012 Mock Draft


			August 21, 2012 – Mel Kiper's hair still looks the same as it did 10 years, but the complexion of the draft has changed. Gone are the days of hoarding RBs in the first two rounds. These RBs are so weak, Dorsey Levens would have been first round material.

	Round 1

Pick	Team	Player	Comment
1	Wisey's Bums	Aaron Rodgers	The Bums have been wrong before about taking a QB first overall, but this is the only sure thing in the draft. Favresaurus is spinning in his amber.
2	JoeMorrisBavaros	Arian Foster	The JmBs make the pick after conducting their typical rigorous due diligence: a survey of magazine covers.
3	The F*** Buddy Ryans	Tom Brady	The Prof is not not pleased to miss on Foster, but vows revenge on the JmBs, and settles for Mr. Bundchen.
4	NBTU	LeSean McCoy	He knows the NBTUs system.
5	teen stars	Ray Rice	As soon as the pick is made, the RB drought has begun.
6	Georgetown Hos	Maurice Jones-Drew	Pocket Hercules is well-rested after holding out and should be productive for his team (Broncos? Chargers?)
7	Cougars	Drew Brees	Getting Brees here could be a Leominster-style heist.
8	LOTFW	Calvin Johnson	Skipped him last year. Doing it again may get the LOT playoff drought changed to the Curse of Megatron.
9	Metrosexuals	Rob Gronkowski	They get confused about which round it is, since they will probably be in several other drafts at the same time.
10	Ladybirds	Chris Johnson	The Birds always have the worst draft, but this is actually a pretty good bet.
11	1227	Matt Forte	WWADD. What Would Auto-Drafter Do?
12	PlazaPlayas	Darren McFadden	Classic JJs' draft slot for the new JJs. Classic JJs pick.

	Round 2

Pick	Team	Player	Comment
1	PlazaPlayas	Trent Richardson	See comment for last pick.
2	1227	Jamaal Charles	He might lose carries to Hillis -- when they are looking for the tough 1/4 yard pick-ups.
3	Ladybirds	Jimmy Graham	It's hard to outdo Jamaal Charles and Peyton Hillis 1-2 combo from last year. But the Birds get a TE to anchor the famous 2-TE set.
4	Metrosexuals	Ryan Mathews	He's busted up, but if you want a starting RB, he's one of the last ones.
5	LOTFW	Adrian Peterson	Probably a top 10 pick, but this year he's hurt and still on the Vikings.
6	Cougars	Wes Welker	No brainer.
7	Georgetown Hos	Larry Fitzgerald	Best WR in the league and maybe in history. Too bad he has a poor man's Ryan Leaf throwing to him.
8	teen stars	Andre Johnson	He could go sooner, but he's starting to pile up David Boston-esque injuries. WRs shouldn't be that beastly.
9	NBTU	Cam Newton	Looking down the remaining list of players is really depressing.
10	The F*** Buddy Ryans	DeMarco Murray	Is he related to Eddie Murray?
11	JoeMorrisBavaros	Victor Cruz	Go Big Blue! He can't possibly be as good as last year though. Maybe Nicks here.
12	Wisey's Bums	Marshawn Lynch	He ran somebody over with a car and it didn't affect him, so a simple DUI shouldn't mean anything.