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Pick
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Team
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Player
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Comment
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1
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Ladybirds
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Dalvin Cook, RB
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RBs are again important, so the Birds can't wait another 23 picks to take one. But there is not enough tequila that could induce the Birds into drafting David Johnson.
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2
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JoeMorrisBavaros
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Joe Mixon, RB
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Is it too early for A-Rod? There are not many real RBs left, so this is a bit of a stretch.
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3
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The F*** Buddy Ryans
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Julio Jones, WR
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This seems like just the player that will have great production during the season, and then totally screw the FBRs in the playoffs. Perfect.
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4
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PlazaPlayas
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David Johnson, RB
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While the Playas are desperately scrolling down the rankings with guac-covered hands looking for Patriots players, Autodrafter does what God intended it to do.
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5
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Valyrian Steelers
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JuJu Smith-Schuster, WR
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Mission accomplished! Now just need Big Ben.
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6
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teen stars
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Odell Beckham Jr, WR
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Not a half-bad job by the Autodrafter or the living, breathing teen stars. A much better decision than nuking a hurricane, in any case.
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7
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LOTFW
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Travis Kelce, TE
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The TE market wasn't what it was in 2016, but the LOTs going for value here.
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8
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Cougars
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Todd Gurley, RB
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If the Cougs really are out rolling through Leominster collecting their protection money and autodrafting, then this is what will happen.
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9
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Wisey's Bums
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Mike Evans, WR
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Chubb should probably be here, but the Bums already took him 17 picks ago. After six scotches, Evans starts to look like the same type of player as David Boston.
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10
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1227
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Adam Thielen,WR
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The 1227s are so boring. It's like watching the Patriots draft. I guess that's how you become the leader in 100-point games. Indeed, this is the third year I've used this!
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11
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Metrosexuals
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Zach Ertz, TE
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The Metros just lost to the two TE set in the Buddy Bowl and are now on the bandwagon. It's either him or the Kittle guy.
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12
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NBTU
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Devonta Freeman, RB
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First name sounds like an NBTU, although Deshaun Watson wouldn't be inconceivable here.
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