2015 mock draft



				2015 Mock Draft


			August 27, 2015 – Mel Kiper Jr in the house! His hair and jowls have definitely not gotten deflated over the years. Nor has his enthusiasm for putting together a mock draft for the league.

	Round 1

Pick	Team	Player	Comment
1	JoeMorrisBavaros	Eddie Lacy, RB	The JmBs have settled into their role as a statesman of the League, so I don't think we can expect the divine comedy of 2005 all over again. But we can hope.
2	Jerks	Jamaal Charles, RB	The Jerks are still in the League?!
3	Wisey Bums	Adrian Peterson, RB	Is this the season of socially irresponsible players, part II? It didn't go that well last year.
4	PlazaPlayas	Marshawn Lynch, RB	Four RBs in a row! Is this 2006? More guacamole please!
5	Ladybirds	Rob Gronkowski, TE	Gronk! That's all.
6	LOTFW	Le'Veon Bell, RB	If not for his suspension, he'd probably be a couple spots higher.
7	Cougars	Odell Beckham Jr, WR	If not for being part of the Bums organization last year, he'd probably be a couple spots higher.
8	teen stars	Antonio Brown, WR	Are you ready to play the Feud? The top 10 players are on the board. Autodrafter says...
9	1227s	Demaryius Thomas, WR	I don't think the 1227s have ever drafted this high? Probably should go Dez, but can't pull for Cowboys.
10	NBTU	Andrew Luck, QB	He carried the NBTUs last year, so he won't fall past 10.
11	Metrosexuals	Dez Bryant, WR	Is it too early to take Reggie Wayne?
12	The F*** Buddy Ryans	DeMarco Murray, RB	LeSean McCoy just tweeted that the Prof is a racist for not taking him instead.

	Round 2

Pick	Team	Player	Comment
1	The F*** Buddy Ryans	Aaron Rodgers, QB	The FBRs taunts the JmBs here. Everybody knows that it's a classic blunder to draft a Packers RB!
2	Metrosexuals	Matt Forte, RB	Brand name RBs are going to start getting real scarce. Does it matter? Metros play it safe.
3	NBTU	Calvin Johnson, WR	NBTUs getting the band back together for another Buddy Bowl run.
4	1227s	Jeremy Hill, RB	He must be taken in other leagues this high for a reason right? Just like Giovani Bernard last year?
5	teen stars	Julio Jones, WR	Let's see. Who's the next ranked player...
6	Cougars	CJ Anderson, RB	This is about the same place a Broncos RB is taken every year. Like Montee Ball last season.
7	LOTFW	Randall Cobb, WR	The LOTs has done the math. A-Rod minus Jordy equals Randall Cobb every down.
8	Ladybirds	AJ Green, WR	Starting off a draft with a two-TE set would be unprecendented. But not to be this year.
9	PlazaPlayas	Jimmy Graham, TE	The Playas aren't buying that smoke screen about blocking this year. More likely they are confused that he is that Grahambo of yore on the Pats.
10	Wisey's Bums	Mike Evans, WR	Frank Gore here? Nope, lifetime ban. But this guy looks a lot like a white David Boston. A prototype Bum.
11	Jerks	Alshon Jeffery, WR	Without Brandon Marshall around, Jeffery will be the only WR to get many Cutler passes thrown over his head and at his feet.
12	JoeMorrisBavaros	Drew Brees, QB	Two things are certain at each draft. There will be Tatum Bell jokes, and Drew Brees will be one of the top 4 QBs drafted.

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The JmBs Are On The Clock

Aug 27, 2015 - A bunch of players are already hurt, nobody has looked at their draft boards and the regining champs just got their ring and payout. What does that mean? The draft is upon us! No doubt, somewhere, Tatum Bell will switch his phone off vibrate-only, just in case a very important call is coming in. You never know.

2015 Mock Draft