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2014 Mock Draft

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August 29, 2014 – Some things in The League change, others do not. Mel Kiper Jr giving us a mock draft is one of those things that never changes. Same with the FBRs drafting 11th.

This will be the first draft in recent memory where the autodrafter should play no role. Fewer robots means more chances for Tatum Bells!

Round 1

Pick

Team

Player

Comment

1

LOTFW

Adrian Peterson, RB

I would not want to have to choosebetween the top 3 here. But the LOTs are old school and there's no hesitation for a real RB.

2

Ladybirds

LeSean McCoy, RB

Westy! Is that you?!

3

Cougars

Jamaal Charles, RB

His season will probably go the same way as the player the Cougs took in this slot last year -- Doug Martin. But can't pass him up.

4

NBTU

Matt Forte, RB

Cutler is capable of throwing the ball 8 feet, so this is probably a good pick.

5

Metrosexuals

Jimmy Graham, TE

Before Megatron?! The Metros are looking to shake things up.

6

JoeMorrisBavaros

Eddie Lacy, RB

The draft host plays it safe.

7

teen stars

Calvin Johnson, WR

The teen stars think WWAD? What Would Autodrafter Do?

8

Wisey's Bums

Peyton Manning, QB

He single-handedly won all fantasy leagues last year. He won't get out of the first round. And then will probably bust the Bums. Again.

9

PlazaPlayas

Marshawn Lynch, RB

Playas love Skittles. Beast Mode loves Skittles. Match!

10

New Team

Drew Brees, QB

Hopefully he's better at drafting than picking a team name.

11

The F*** Buddy Ryans

Demaryius Thomas, WR

The Prof won't let him fall further. And it will drive the Bums crazy when they play the FBRs and Thomas ends up with more points than Peyton.

12

1227

A.J. Green, WR

How much would it pain the champs to have to draft a Cowboy in these two picks? Too much.

Round 2

Pick

Team

Player

Comment

1

1227

Aaron Rodgers, QB

Are there any good RBs left?

2

The F*** Buddy Ryans

Demarco Murray, RB

Oh yeah. But after this there's nobody.

3

New Team

Dez Bryant, WR

In a contract year, he either plays out of his mind or goes out of his mind.

4

Plaza Playas

Montee Ball, RB

The Playas are distracted by margaritas and sand in his loafers again this year. Autodrafted by accident.

5

Wisey's Bums

Julio Jones, WR

The ATL can't be as bad as last year. Right?

6

teen stars

Brandon Marshall, WR

He's projected to go higher than this, but he still has Cutler throwing to him, amiright?

7

JoeMorrisBavaros

Giovani Bernard, RB

Could Victor Cruz last until next round?

8

Metrosexuals

Jordy Nelson, WR

Being a white WR, he looks like he could be on the Pats, and that's good enough for the Metros

9

NBTU

Le'Veon Bell, RB

The NBTUs still has an affinity for players that have names that start with Le or De.

10

Cougars

Arian Foster, RB

How is that Arian Foster stock doing? Probably the way of Pets.com. But maybe he can rally.

11

Ladybirds

Zac Stacy, RB

Well, he won't draft a Redskin or Cardinal. How 'bout a Ram?!

12

LOTFW

Alfred Morris,RB

Somehow, the first three picks all ended up with 2 real starting RBs. That wouldn't be good for the rest of the league.

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The Draft is Finally Here!

Aug 29, 2014 - For the first time, the live draft is being hosted in NYC. The JmBs are hosting a new era in The League. Also, Yahoo! has touted it's new app for drafting from mobile devices. I can't wait to see how this works out. Reminder: set your pre-draft order! One thing that always works (just not that well) is the mock draft!