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Pick
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Team
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Player
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Comment
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1
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1227
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Aaron Rodgers, QB
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Are there any good RBs left?
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2
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The F*** Buddy Ryans
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Demarco Murray, RB
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Oh yeah. But after this there's nobody.
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3
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New Team
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Dez Bryant, WR
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In a contract year, he either plays out of his mind or goes out of his mind.
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4
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Plaza Playas
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Montee Ball, RB
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The Playas are distracted by margaritas and sand in his loafers again this year. Autodrafted by accident.
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5
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Wisey's Bums
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Julio Jones, WR
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The ATL can't be as bad as last year. Right?
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6
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teen stars
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Brandon Marshall, WR
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He's projected to go higher than this, but he still has Cutler throwing to him, amiright?
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7
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JoeMorrisBavaros
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Giovani Bernard, RB
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Could Victor Cruz last until next round?
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8
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Metrosexuals
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Jordy Nelson, WR
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Being a white WR, he looks like he could be on the Pats, and that's good enough for the Metros
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9
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NBTU
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Le'Veon Bell, RB
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The NBTUs still has an affinity for players that have names that start with Le or De.
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10
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Cougars
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Arian Foster, RB
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How is that Arian Foster stock doing? Probably the way of Pets.com. But maybe he can rally.
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11
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Ladybirds
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Zac Stacy, RB
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Well, he won't draft a Redskin or Cardinal. How 'bout a Ram?!
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12
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LOTFW
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Alfred Morris,RB
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Somehow, the first three picks all ended up with 2 real starting RBs. That wouldn't be good for the rest of the league.
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