2011 mock draft



				2011 Mock Draft


			August 20, 2011 – The lockout and the retirement of the JJs isn't enough to stop Mel Kiper's hair (or his annual mock draft). A little less color than usual, however, since this is probably the most unpredictable draft in the history of the League.

	Round 1

Pick	Team	Player	Comment
1	teen stars	Arian Foster	No one else can go here. It's not that Foster is bonafide #1 overall material, but there is no better option.
2	Cougars	Chris Johnson	He's not signed yet, but the Oilers aren't going to let the second-coming of Eddie George sit out.
3	Ladybirds	Tom Brady	The Birds threatened to do it, and they do it.
4	Wisey's Bums	Ray Rice	Bums are tempted to fall into the A.P. trap again, but go with someone who has been successful in the system.
5	PlazaPlayas	Adrian Peterson	The Vikings won't be throwing the ball, so he won't fall too far. The first member of the Playas history.
6	The F*** Buddy Ryans	Aaron Rodgers	How far will Jamaal Charles fall?
7	Metrosexuals	Jamaal Charles	Oh, there he goes. Hope Thomas Jones doesn't beat him down, too.
8	JoeMorrisBavaros	Darren McFadden	The JmBs got a tip he's going to have a big year. Get thee to Vegas to bet he doesn't go over 500 yards.
9	LOTFW	Rashard Mendenhall	The LOTs' Code of Ethical Conduct will be tested.
10	NBTU	LeSean McCoy	Like peas and carrots. He knows the system.
11	1227	Andre Johnson	The 1227s have seen enough of Michael Turner
12	Georgetown Hos	Michael Turner	Threatened to autodraft, and they do.

	Round 2

Pick	Team	Player	Comment
1	Georgetown Hos	Michael Vick	Autodraft -- attack!
2	1227	Maurice Jones-Drew	With that, the RB drought begins.
3	NBTU	Drew Brees	Not on the NBTUs draft board, but he suddenly looks like the best available.
4	LOTFW	Calvin Johnson	LOTs gets his boy, Megatron. Season is a success.
5	JoeMorrisBavaros	Drew Brees	Shonn Greene went here last year. The JmBs can't do worse. Well...
6	Metrosexuals	Larry Fitzgerald	Metros gets confused which of his many leagues he's drafting for, can't get a pick in, autodrafter takes over.
7	The F*** Buddy Ryans	Roddy White	Despite the lifetime ban from Roddy White, the FBRs go for it.
8	PlazaPlayas	Peyton Manning	He's seen him on Saturday Night Live before.
9	Wisey's Bums	Hakeem Nicks	Back to his rightful home after a year on the JmBs.
10	Ladybirds	Steven Jackson	Have to go with a RB here. Any RB.
11	Cougars	Phillip Rivers	He already has one ring with the Cougs...
12	teen stars	Frank Gore	No Skins are plausible here. Next best (worst) thing is a 49er.